Success At Work Pillows

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

My brilliant career

Boom

Win - win

Soaring Profits

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Business is off the chart.

The rope to success.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

Corporate Success

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

"I came up through the ranks."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"