Subway Surfcaster Mugs

People with and without tickets on a train

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Getting Closer

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Sidewalk the game

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Romance on the Subway

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"And it's close to the subway."

Subway Chanteys

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

If you see something, buy something.

'See - they always find their way home.'

Big Brother Is a Slacker

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

The difference between a prisoner and a commuter.