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Subway Scholar Mugs
Kickstart your subway scholar’s day with a clever mug that inspires curiosity. Perfect for coffee or tea, it’s a daily reminder of their passion for discovery—whether science, art, or adventure.
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
'Hard to follow...'
"I travel Prada whenever I can."
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
Subway Thrillers
"About time they did something about the rats!"
The return of Miss Subways
Cool Z enters his minimalist period.
"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"
"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."
"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."
'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'
"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."
A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.
"I gave on the E train."
'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."
'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'
"At least it's not as busy as last night!"
Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.
Metrocard error messages
"Except moles, madam."
Small Talk Therapy
Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.
"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."
Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'
The subway-delay prophet of doom
'I'll fix you! But Good!'
If you see something, buy something.
Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."
'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'
Big Brother Is a Slacker
Subway Scholar Mugs Collection
Subway Scholar Pillows
Add a splash of inspiration to any space with our playful pillows, perfect for the curious subway enthusiast.
Subway Scholar Prints
Decorate your space with prints that inspire learning and creativity, ideal for the subway scholar’s home or office.
Subway Scholar T-Shirts
Find the perfect shirt for the creative mind—our t-shirts celebrate curiosity, art, and discovery in style.