Subway Strategist Prints

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"I AM at my usual position."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Subway Thrillers

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I gave on the E train."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

Sidewalk the game

Metrocard error messages

Underground stop on desert island.

'Never say never.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."