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"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Lawman

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Investigating Yourself

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Gun Ego

The modern sheriff.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Leading By Caving In

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

"What?"

Continental marshal

Uh-oh!

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."