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Gymnast's Commute

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

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Sisyphus during Covid

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'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Only Clowns

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."