Suburban Mystery Solver Mugs

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A boy acting suspiciously

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"