Suburban Commuter Mugs

'I hate the bridge and tunnel crowd.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The Fast Lane.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A white collar cow.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Running Latte