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"Ahh, the suburbs - security, peace, comfort - but I digress. You have a question on your Social Studies homework?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Single Family Home Sanctuary

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

No Action Comics

Urban Compost Heap.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

The grass is always greener.

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Look—there it goes again!"

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

"He really misses the city."

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."