Substitute Teacher Sympathizer Mugs

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

The Reindeer Strike

Wildcats Strike.

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

'You're a substitute teacher...I'm a substitute student!'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Hey, I heard we have a sub today!'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"I'm sorry we couldn't give you more time off for the funeral, Sam. You know how hard it is to find a substitute."

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

"Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive."