Subscription Fanatic Mugs

"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.

Who's Hoot

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

Recycling Television Programs