Submarine Fans Mugs

German company involved in submarine disaster?

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"They're so like us."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"He keeps touching me!"

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

U Boat

"Rising sea levels."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Polar Bear

USS Party Time.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

CS558741

Submarine Attacks

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

Little Submarines

AUKUS Alliance

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

Oceanographers Go Home

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

"No more last requests."

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Have you farted?'

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.