Submarine Design Prints

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Sub Editor

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

U Boat

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"Rising sea levels."

Little Submarines

Submarine Attacks

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Up Pariscope.

USS Party Time.

Polar Bear

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Oceanographers Go Home

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

AUKUS Alliance

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

Submarine Catflap