Submarine Commander Prints

Alexander Hopson - retired submarine commanding officer.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Sub Editor

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'We're drifting apart.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

Lifeboat

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"Must you always bring your work home?"

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Trawlers

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

U Boat

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Now blow like hell!'