Style Twin T-Shirts

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Queen of Upcycling!

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Do you like my little black number?'