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"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

No Action Comics

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Emo

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Underwear boy at 80

Hipster Yard

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"What's the problem? Never seen a shark's tooth earing before?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

The Senior Fashionista

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

"Your Casual Friday's have slipped into Casual Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays..."

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"Let me remind you, Wilkie, the corporate identity, c'est moi!"

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

"This suit is more of a European cut."