Style Subversive Prints

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

No Action Comics

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Underwear boy at 80

Hipsters knit their beards.

Hipster Yard

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

Emo

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

'Relax, sir?I think it's just a fashion statement.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"What's the problem? Never seen a shark's tooth earing before?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

The Senior Fashionista

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Your Casual Friday's have slipped into Casual Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays..."

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

"Let me remind you, Wilkie, the corporate identity, c'est moi!"

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

"This suit is more of a European cut."