Style Star Mugs

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Pampered and poodled.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel