Style-savvy Pet Parent Mugs

"Nice sweater."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Bad Dog

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Maude loved doggy fashion.

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

I Love NY Dog

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Does this collar make me look fat?"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Saunders — pet the dog."

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Cat's Pajamas

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

'Avant-guard dog.'

'You know... I like a man in brogues.'