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Bruce Willis

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Little Princess.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

The latest in Eyewear.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Amy Winehouse

"Take it. It's the dress code."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Sly Fox

Urban Life.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Future Old People

A grave with an array of beauty products

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

Punks get old.

Miley Cyrus

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'