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"They're comfortable."

Little Princess.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

The latest in Eyewear.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Sly Fox

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Urban Life.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Take it. It's the dress code."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

A grave with an array of beauty products

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Miley Cyrus

Punks get old.

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Dragons were never out of style."