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"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Oi to the world!

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

Sub-Zero Gravity

Penguin snowball.