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"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Oi to the world!

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Penguin snowball.

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."