Style Guardian Mugs

'Can't we meet somewhere else, dear? This is messing my hair.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'She's so put together!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

New Suit.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"