Style Disruptor Mugs

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Macho Vegetarian

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"I can really picture settling down and destroying a suburban family's attic with you."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

What If?

'She wishes.'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"You must be the new guy!"

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"You're different from last time."

"Darn, I've done it again!"

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

Spoonfest

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Master dog trainer.

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

Man wearing striped shirt visits barber shop.

Occupy crunch

'Yes, you do look different.... New glasses?'

'Didn't you have a crew cut the last time I looked up?'

Isn't It Exciting?