Stuffing Specialist Mugs

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Heading off with a packed bag

Moving in

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

Ace headhunters.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Supply Chain

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

I'm going through your application as we speak.

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"Why have you called the new post 'assistant deputy administrative project support?" "Because it sounded better than 'skivvy'."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'It must be the plague!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'