Stuffing Specialist Mugs

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Heading off with a packed bag

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

Moving in

'Don't look at me!'

Ace headhunters.

Supply Chain

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

I'm going through your application as we speak.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

"Why have you called the new post 'assistant deputy administrative project support?" "Because it sounded better than 'skivvy'."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'It must be the plague!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'