Stuffed Sea Bass Enthusiast Pillows

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

False food.

Baby Bear.

Help me!

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Music for car stereos

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Double bass skating

'It must be the plague!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

Boom Box

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."