Studying Monarchy Pillows

"But I don't carry cash!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

The Royal Wii.

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Lady Jane Grey

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"You rang, m'lord?"

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Charles I

Elizabeth I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

Ethelred II

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

The Queen

"We'd like a word with you."

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'The era of big tyranny is over!'

"Well, so much for the 'will of the people.'"

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? - You're kidding, right?'