Studying Humanity Prints

Human History

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"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

UFO and snowman

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

Creator's Remorse

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

"I want to be a Jockey."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

'It's THEM.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

English major will work for food.

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

'The trouble with history is that there's really no future in it.'

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Friendly Alien.

Personnel. How are your people skills?

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

"I believe in free will... now what?"