Studying Humanity Prints

Human History

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"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

UFO and snowman

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Creator's Remorse

"I want to be a Jockey."

'It's THEM.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

English major will work for food.

'The trouble with history is that there's really no future in it.'

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Friendly Alien.

"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

"I believe in free will... now what?"