Studying Abroad Gifts

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Spanish speaking English department

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

Worst. Exchange program. Ever.

French Street.

"Five Thousand Miles from Chippewa Falls and I feel right at home!"

Somewhere in France - The French have a word for it. And that word is souffle.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Even here in Tibet?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

The fate of the emigrant

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

I will study my speling words...

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Bookworm

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Burning the midnight oil.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."