Study Hall Hitter Pillows

The Giamatti era

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Examinations.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Don't you hate...

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Bigger Brain

Nervous Student

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

Final Exams Tip

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

Waiting for the results.

"This has been a productive homework session!"

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

Exams

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

"It's been so nice getting to interact with you for these past six years. Here's your first device."