Study Group Guru Pillows

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Kirsten Johnson

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Report card."

Examiners.

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."