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"All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Artist and Musician

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Air Pollution Threat

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

CREEPY AF AI

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

An artist is painting a still life of a dog and a cat in a studio. They are both in the painting, but the cat is missing from the studio and the dog is looking guilty.

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.