Student Struggles Fan Pillows

I tried to take eighteen credits.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Bright idea

'Court's in recess!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

Parental Role Model

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"School is loverly this time of year."

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Effective communications

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.