Student Struggles Fan Pillows

I tried to take eighteen credits.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Bright idea

'Court's in recess!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Parental Role Model

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Mad Social Scientist School

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

"I teach ... to impact a life."

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Graduation Support Groups

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Effective communications

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."