Student Shenanigan Enthusiasts Prints

"If you give me £1.00, I'll get him to eat your homework for you."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Santa does a keg stand.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Trust

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Graduation Day At A Party School

'You heard! There's no way I'm cooking for you!'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

Student to mother: 'What a day. The health teacher left school sick, the debate team got expelled for fighting, the biology teacher dissected the school mascot, and the glee club, in general, went berserk.'

"Don't be fooled. He isn't a prince and he isn't you pal!"

Pensioners Ahead

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

Police Training School.

A good school report at last...how much did it cost you?

"Looks like someone has been in the garden again."

'Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body.'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"

'Mom got our cells mixed up again.'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'Sure, we have an excuse. The school bus backed into the Principals car.'

"Mind if I borrow your pencil?"

'There's a grand in it for you if you let it slide.'