School Antics Enthusiasts Prints

"Mind if I borrow your pencil?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

'How do you like school?'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'

First day at school

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

"You can't be needing another break - the kids have only been back a week!"

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'