School Antics Enthusiasts Prints

"Mind if I borrow your pencil?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'How do you like school?'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'

First day at school

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

"You can't be needing another break - the kids have only been back a week!"