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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"What's a debenture?"

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."