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I moved out when the kids flew the nest. These days it's full of students.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Upper West Side Story

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Real Estate Personals

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I need a gap year."

Homeless count.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Early House Hunting.

'They're playing house.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."