Student Culture Mugs

A Puppet Named Juan

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Yearbook

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Hoodie Hang-out

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Nice haircut."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Clubbing