Stud Farm Owner T-Shirts

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

A solar powered cow.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'