Stud Farm Owner T-Shirts

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

A solar powered cow.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"