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'All of our poop has been stolen again!'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

"Bed and breakfast"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'

Stop the Saliva Tests

'This one's broke. I want a replacement!'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'I'd like to hire this horse.'

'I swear...if they don't let me out of here soon I'm going to go crazy!'

'Yes I am a pony buddy! Falabella! Respect me or I'll bite your knees!'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

US Energy Needs.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

First past the post.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."