Strum Master Pillows

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Important Muscles.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Serenade for you...

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Guitarist

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'