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'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Pizza Tower Bridge

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

The bridge of arts.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

HUAWEI 5G

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"