Strong Woman Admirer Pillows

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Love

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Choirboy

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

My Hero

Louisa May Alcott

Weigh station

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

It had to be you!

SAGE (unknown model)

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

Lucy Bronze

Women now on the front line - Hillary 2016 Presidential Candidate.

Condoleezza Rice

"There! I have enough reserves to seriously consider retirement. All my years of hard work have paid off! This Halloween pushed me over the 50-pound mark."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

'Heed my words, young Jim- always use a reputable fish pedicurist.'

Sophie Wilmès caricature

Madeleine Albright

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"One day I'm going to be like Dr. King."

"My cousin Nilda is coming over...the one who put three children through college. And my friend Yolanda...who vowed to never fight with her sister-in-law. And Miss Talamantez...a nicel ady I met at the market who has her own business! We call ourselves th

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

Bloomerism - An American Custom

"This time they've totally gone too far."

'Dick Cheney may consider a White House run on a 'strong silent type' ticket.'

"Dusk was Victor Hugo's favorite part of the day, too."

Tug of War Handshake