Strong Woman Admirer Pillows

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Love

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

Louisa May Alcott

Choirboy

My Hero

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

It had to be you!

Weigh station

SAGE (unknown model)

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"There! I have enough reserves to seriously consider retirement. All my years of hard work have paid off! This Halloween pushed me over the 50-pound mark."

Condoleezza Rice

Women now on the front line - Hillary 2016 Presidential Candidate.

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"One day I'm going to be like Dr. King."

Sophie Wilmès caricature

"My cousin Nilda is coming over...the one who put three children through college. And my friend Yolanda...who vowed to never fight with her sister-in-law. And Miss Talamantez...a nicel ady I met at the market who has her own business! We call ourselves th

Madeleine Albright

'Heed my words, young Jim- always use a reputable fish pedicurist.'

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

Bloomerism - An American Custom

"This time they've totally gone too far."

"Dusk was Victor Hugo's favorite part of the day, too."

Tug of War Handshake

'Dick Cheney may consider a White House run on a 'strong silent type' ticket.'

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'