Striped Style Icon Pillows

'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'

Killer Executive Suits.

Haircuts

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Do you think I'm sixty?

1930's Lady.

Congratulations on the new you!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Purple dress

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"I travel Prada whenever I can."