"That's our string theory expert."
String Theory Punster T-Shirts
Bring the universe to life on their wardrobe! Our string theory pun t-shirts feature witty designs that showcase their love for physics and playful wordplay.
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Intelligent people laugh too!
Assault 'n' Vinegar
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'
Sweep the board.
'Did you watch the horror movie?'
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'
Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).
"Where were you between 4 and 6?"
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
'Iguana know what time it is.'
'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'
Dogs life
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)
"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."
'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'
"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"
'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'
Pet Cemetery.
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."
Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'
"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"
Dog Walker
String Theory Punster T-Shirts Collection
String Theory Punster Mugs
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