String Theory Fan Gifts

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

"I'm very highly strung..."

Impressing dad.

She loves to play with string theory.

"Always with the String Theory."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Cello Concert

Violin Player

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Studying String Cheese Theory

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Luthier

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

"The estranged string trio."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

The violin lesson

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

That's my son

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Cellist wearing face mask.

String Quartet Vending Machine