String Theory Buff Gifts

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Impressing dad.

She loves to play with string theory.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"Always with the String Theory."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Violin Player

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

Studying String Cheese Theory

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Luthier

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

The violin lesson

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

That's my son

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Haircuts

String Quartet Vending Machine

They adopted Stephen Hawking's cat. It looks like he's an expert on string theory.