String Breaker Survivor Pillows

"Tong!"

Impressing dad.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

The violin lesson

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Today's Rapunzel

Gymnast tangled up.

Tax grab.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'The Confederacy is not big on testing String Theory, son. When you see a Yankee coming, just shoot the bastard!'

Surf Guitar

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

"It's a slow hit man!"