Stressed Pooch Protector Prints

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Soliciting

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Don't even think about it."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"That's just not the real me."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Save me versus Feed me.

Fight against theft of endangered species

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

Climate change hits Antarctica