Puppy Protector Prints

'I'm trying to give him a little confidence.'

Big dogs. One of the reasons little dogs are so nervous.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Now look! You've upset him!"

Make my day.

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

'Ten pedigree dogs were stolen from a farm last night. Police say they have no leads.'

Umbrella with attachment for a dog.

'Okay, how do we do this?'

'No, they are not just high spirited!'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'He marks his territory with such thoroughness.'

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Man's Best Friend

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'You've only been with us for a week and we've had three complaints of missing puppies already!'

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Take a puppy, leave a puppy

"Don't even think about it."

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."